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  Your photoshopped covers at work. Video of JWD photos posted.

  by Wasanelder Once in

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  ok, here's the link to the second "fun with covers" video i've posted.

  i took the covers from the various cover redo threads and made slideshows.

  people seem to like them.

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  knock knock

  Hadn't seen the Kingdom Crunch one before. Very funny stuffs!!
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  TWO DUMB QUESTIONS.......PLUS, ADD YOUR OWN DUMB QUESTIONS

  by Warlock in

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  2. friends

  when you eat crackers, do you lay them out salt side up, or salt side down?

  do you put them in your mouth salt side up, or salt side down?.

  are there any other dumb questions you can think of, to post on this thread?.

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  is the roof of your mouth a gable, hip or flat? geodesic?
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  TWO DUMB QUESTIONS.......PLUS, ADD YOUR OWN DUMB QUESTIONS

  by Warlock in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  when you eat crackers, do you lay them out salt side up, or salt side down?

  do you put them in your mouth salt side up, or salt side down?.

  are there any other dumb questions you can think of, to post on this thread?.

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  knock knock

  toilet paper correctness: if little kids are about then it goes under else they'll unroll the whole roll, otherwise over. right/left: how odd is it to be right handed and left footed? I am and I cannot remember ever meeting nor hearing of anyone else that is also. how many licks to get to the center of tootsie-pop? how many jw's does it take to change a new light bulb? do dumb questions really exist?
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  Friend Told: "Your Son Will Never Start School Before Armageddon Comes!"

  by Seeker4 in

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  ha!

  i just learned that a childhood witness friend, rusty, just passed away.

  he was 60 and had suffered from a heart condition for many years.

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  knock knock

  I'm another one. I was told at the start of every school year that "this will probably be the last year you'll have to go because THE END is soooooo close now! This old world cannot possibly last another six months!" Somehow the "old world" always managed to hold out.

  How can you develop any sort of ambition to even try to do well with that kind of crap shoved down your eardrums from such an early age. So it became that life simply never mattered. And all along those "in charge" of the WTS knew full well what a load of BS it all was. I despise the WT for all the harm they've done to the millions that have come in contact with them.
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  HAVE SOME FUN WITH THE MAY 2007 AWAKE!

  by Mary in

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  ok, here's the original:.

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  and here's a blank canvas for you: .

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  knock knock

  Is it ok if I add to the fray?

  
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  I take my amusement where I can

  by Hortensia in

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  bumper stickers i saw today:.

  sarcasm - just another great service i offer.. i'm not speeding, i'm qualifying!.

  if you don't like how i drive, stay off the sidewalk!

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  knock knock

  some years ago about the time when seatbelt laws were just being introduced, a short lived bumper snicker slogan was...
  
  Have you belted your kid today?
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  Who is "us" Genesis 1:26

  by BFD in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  a few weeks ago i started a thread explaining that i wanted to read the entire bible for the first time.

  i had been reading the kjv and i read revelation, john i, ii, ii and then i read john, matthew, mark, luke using the kjv in that order at someone's suggestion here.

  i further took the suggestion of the poster and purchased an niv bible.

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  and god commanded them to be fruitfull...
  for some 900+ years!!!
  
  I guess we know where the term Barefoot & Pregnant came from eh?
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  What do we all think about Jack Van Impe and his wife Rexella

  by Sasha in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  is there's a typical evangelical organization?

  watched them lst night.

  had to watch.

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  knock knock

  I saw just a moment of them last night but have seen them before. Creepy to me. And say their names using your best vampire voice - it fits so well.
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  Of dubs, chickens, eggs

  by streets76 in

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  reading the recent thread concerning the crazy things that have happened at the kh, i have to ask: do families become dysfunctional because they are dubs, or do they become dubs because they are dysfunctional?

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  knock knock

  and here I thought this was going to be a joke. Which came first, the dub, the chicken or the egg?
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  Why do dubs act as if 1975 wasn't failed prophesy or misleading?

  by NotaNess in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  from the evidence i have found, it was all but etched in stone.

  so why try and defend the wts by saying "they never stated armageddon would be in 1975", as one witness tried to throw back at me.. seems that you could show them all the evidence in the world of this false organization, and it will repel right off them.

  is there some sort of "force field" kool-aid they're serving at the halls?.

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  The Bible says that it would come at a time you think not....

  (thinking to self) The brothers say it's coming in 1975 but I don't think so. Since I don't think so, then it must be. Yes! 1975 is the end! But wait, that can't be because I think it is. Therefore it cannot be. But wait!......

  My computers sometimes get caught in a loop and freeze up. When it happens to our minds we are just loopy and need to reboot also.

  It's a wacky, wacky, wacky watchtower world.